Research: Because You Asked For It

We're glad you're here. Research is the process of gathering information, and we're here to help you gather as much useless information as humanly possible.

Explore our research on Parasitology: The Study of Sucking, where we delve into the world of bloodsucking leeches and the parasites that make you go "ew."

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out Quantum Physics: The Study of Not Knowing What the Hell You're Doing.

Our research team is comprised of experts in the field of Bikini Bottomology - the study of the perfect angle for a tan.

They've spent years studying the intricacies of sun reflectance and the art of applying sunscreen correctly.

We also have a team dedicated to Underwater Basketweaving, because who doesn't love the idea of weaving baskets while underwater? It's a real thing, we swear.

Stay tuned for more research, because we have a lot more where that came from.