EXTREME HAND WAVING: THE ART OF CONVINCINGING PEOPLE YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR ARMS

Technique 1: The Flail

Also known as the "I'm-just-trying-to-reach-the-thing-behind-you" wave, this technique is all about creating an illusion of carelessness.

Example: Learn more about The Flail

Technique 2: The Flap

A variation of The Flail, but with a more dramatic, sweeping motion. Perfect for when you need to distract from your actual lack of interest.

Example: See The Flap in action

Technique 3: The Wobble

This technique involves a subtle, yet intense, wobble of the wrist. Ideal for when you need to appear nonchalant while still conveying your intense disinterest.

Example: Experience The Wobble

Note: These techniques are not recommended for actual, physical arm flailing. Prolonged use can lead to injury and/or social awkwardness.