Today, we're diving into the fascinating world of pedantry in the context of pizza toppings. Join us as we examine the nuances of pepperoni versus sausage, and how the perfect ratio of cheese to sauce can change the course of human history.
Learn more about the existential implications of pepperoni
Discover the Sausage-Sausage Paradox
Explore the intricate relationship between cheese and sauce
Is the sausage topping a separate entity from the sausage itself, or is it merely a manifestation of the human psyche? We may never know, but one thing is certain: the Sausage-Sausage Paradox will haunt you.
Read the Sausage-Sausage Paradox Theorem
Join us for our next Pedantry Pizza Party, where we'll be debating the merits of pineapple as a pizza topping. Will it be a travesty, or a triumph? Come and decide for yourself.