What is Phrygian Fever?
Phrygian Fever is a rare and highly contagious condition where sufferers experience an intense, unshakeable urge to listen to 8th century Phrygian melodies on repeat.
Symptoms
- Unrelenting desire to listen to Phrygian modes
- Excessive use of the word "Dorian"
- Uncontrollable tapping of feet to ancient rhythms
- Loss of interest in modern music
Causes
The exact causes of Phrygian Fever are still unknown, but our research suggests it may be triggered by exposure to too many Phrygian tunes, poor air quality, or a combination of both.