Lost Socks: The Unofficial Investigation

Welcome to the most thorough and completely-not-a-waste-of-time investigation into the mysterious disappearance of socks.

We've received reports of missing socks in 97.4% of households across the country. Our team of highly trained (but slightly skeptical) investigators are working around the clock to crack the case.

Suspects:

Dirty Dog
Vacuum Cleaner
Sock Sucking Vortex

We're also looking for witnesses. If you've seen or lost any socks, come forward and help us solve the case!