We're not actually optimizing chaos. We're just really good at it.
Our team of experts (read: interns) has been working tirelessly to perfect the art of creating the perfect storm.
And by perfect, we mean completely unpredictable and potentially disastrous.
Read about the science behind our process View our most notable successes and failures Meet the team of geniuses who are ruining everythingOur team has developed a proprietary blend of chaos theory and pure, unadulterated randomness.
It's science! (Or so we tell ourselves)
We've had our fair share of successes and failures. Here are a few notable examples:
We're a team of highly trained experts in the field of chaos theory and optimization.
Well, except for Bob. He's our intern. Don't talk to him.