The Sock Conspiracy
Research Document #42: The Sock Alien Theory
Our team of top-secret agents has been investigating the suspicious activities of the humble sock. What they've found will blow your mind. View more
Our research suggests that socks are, in fact, aliens. They're not just any aliens, but the most advanced species we've encountered. Their ability to blend in with human attire is a clever ruse, but our team has been able to expose their true nature. View more
But don't just take our word for it. Check out our evidence below:
Stay vigilant, citizens. Sock aliens are everywhere. Learn about our organization