Fart Echo Location

Welcome to the premier destination for those seeking the sonic resonance of a well-timed, expertly placed, and expertly silenced fart.

Located at the edge of the known universe, Fart Echo has been a beacon for gassy travelers and scientists since 1975.

Our state-of-the-art facilities feature:

• The Fart-ometer: a device capable of detecting and analyzing even the faintest of whispers in the wind.
• The Sphincter Simulator: a training program for those seeking to master the art of sonic flatulence.
• The Fart-Accelerator: a device that can amplify your gaseous output by a factor of up to 10,000!

Visit us today and take your farts to the next level!

Meet our team of highly trained and highly gassy individuals.

Learn more about our Fart-ometer and its many uses.

Take our Sphincter Simulator for a chance to win a free lunch!