Welcome to the Intergalactic Roadmap's most turbulent sector: Rift Omega-5. This forsaken region has been known to warp space-time, cause spontaneous combustions, and turn your average space-captain into a sentient jellyfish.
We're not entirely sure what causes it, but theories range from excessive use of the space-whisker to an unbalanced diet of Quasar-fuelled space-cereal.
For the brave (or foolhardy), we have: