Coffee Machine Malfunction: The Study

Our team of experts have been tasked with studying the intricacies of the coffee machine, a behemoth of a device that has been known to cause more stress than it alleviates. Our research indicates that the machine's erratic behavior is caused by an 80's time-warping glitch.

Phase 1: Initial Investigation Phase 2: Theoretical Analysis Phase 3: Experimental Design Phase 4: Conclusion and Recommendations

Note: This study was conducted under the supervision of Dr. Brewster McSpoon, renowned expert in the field of coffee machine malfunction.

Note: The links are for the next 4 phases of the study, where each phase is a satirical/absurd take on the research process.