Subtitle: "The Quest for the Perfect Coffee Shop Experience"
In this groundbreaking study, our team of experts delved into the mystical realm of Nirvana, where the boundaries between reality and coffee are blurred. We discovered that the perfect cup of coffee is achieved when the ratio of caffeine to existential dread is precisely 1:1.
Our research revealed that 87% of participants who sipped from the mystical "Nirvana Cup" reported feeling an overwhelming sense of calm, while 13% reported feeling an existential crisis.
We're not saying it's the end of the world, but we're not not saying that either.
Read Subpage 1: Methods and Materials Read Subpage 2: Results and Discussion