Welcome to Paradoxical Portal Pizza

Where the Timestream is Always on the Slice

Quantum Sauce TimeLord Toppings Paradoxical Pizza Party

Our Story

In a world where time is relative and pizza is absolute, we're the only pizza parlor that dares to defy the fabric of space-time.

We've got the most paradoxical pizza in the multiverse, crafted with the finest quantum ingredients and served with a side of existential dread.

So, are you ready to take a bite out of the timestream?

The Timelord's Toppings

A Chronological Compendium of Tastebud-tingling Delights