Here's a list of our research findings on quantum cheesiness:
Theories
- Super-String Theory of Cheese
- We propose that cheese has infinite strings of flavor.
- Quantum Flux Theory
- Our research indicates that cheese can change flavor at any given point in space-time.
Quantum Fluctuation Example: | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | +----+----+----+----+----+ | Gouda | Mozzarella | Feta | Cheddar | Provolone | +----+----+----+----+----+ | 1.23 | 0.78 | 0.56 | 0.34 | 0.12 |
This research is funded by the Bizarre Quantum Institute.
Stay tuned for more updates on our Quantum Cheese Quandry Research!