Parasitic Partnerships: A Study in Unholy Matrimony

A research project exploring the intersection of symbiotic relationships between organisms and their hosts.

Methodology

We've been observing a fascinating specimen of Zebra Mussel and its host, Human, in a controlled environment.

Our team is led by Dr. E. J. McCarthy.

Key Findings

Initial observations indicate that the Zebra Mussel has a strong affinity for 80s pop culture and can often be found binge-watching reruns of "The Cosby Show" on its host's couch.

Further research is needed to determine the full extent of this phenomenon.