Why did the quantum computer go to therapy?
Because it was feeling a little unstable!
Why did the quantum physicist break up with his girlfriend?
Because he was collapsing the wave function of their relationship!
What do you call a group of Schrödinger's cat's playing instruments?
Superposition Symphony!
Why did the superposition go to the party?
Because it was a many-world event!
What did the particle physicist say to the atom?
You have an uncertainty!
Why did the quantum algorithm go to the doctor?
Because it had a bug!