The Uncertainty Principle in Selfies: because who cares about the truth when you can just make it all up?
According to the famous physicist Werner Heisenberg-berg's cousin, Hansel, the Uncertainty Principle applies to everything, including selfie sticks.
When you take a selfie, your arm may be relaxed, or it may be rigid. Your smile may be genuine, or it may be a pained expression.
In fact, you can never be certain about anything, not even the number of followers you have on Instagram.
That's right, folks, it's all just a big ol' mess of uncertainty. But hey, at least you can be certain that your selfie game is strong.