Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth's groundbreaking research on the Sock-Gadgeteers has led to a breakthrough in Sock-Sniffing technology. Using a combination of advanced algorithms and an unhealthy dose of curiosity, the Sock-Gadgeteers have been able to detect even the faintest hint of toe jam.
But what does this mean for the average person? Well, it means that your socks will never be safe from our prying eyes... err, we mean, our advanced sensors.
We are currently investigating the correlation between Sock-Sniffing and the rise of missing socks in the wash.
Theories abound, but we remain committed to finding the truth.
For more information on Sock-Gadgeteers, or to schedule a Sock-Sniffing session, contact us at sockgadgeteers@gmail.com.