Our team of esteemed researchers, led by Dr. Emily Sockington, has been working tirelessly to develop a propulsion system powered by the infinite possibilities of sock-based energy. Our breakthroughs in Sock Dynamics has led us to a major discovery: Socks are the universe's best-kept secret for faster-than-light travel!
We've successfully tested the Sock-Sphere, a spherical vessel capable of harnessing and converting sock energy into thrust. The results are astonishing! Our first successful test flight, aptly named 'Sock-It-To-Me,' reached a speed of 1.5 times the speed of light, while generating a whopping 4.21 kilocalories of energy per second.
Our research is supported by grants from the Sock Puppet Foundation and the International Association of Sock Enthusiasts. Join us on our quest for the next frontier in Sock Space Exploration!
Sock-Sphere Design Sock Energy Sources Sock Astrophysics Theory