Welcome to Paradoxical Portal Pizza!

Where prophets of pizza are sent back in time to prevent the rise of pineapple topping.

• Visit the Chronal Oven for more information
• Learn about the Quantum Crust
• Discover the Secret of Relativity Sauce

Prophets of Pizza: The Unlikely Heroes of the Paradoxical Portal Pizza

Note: Prophets of Pizza are not actually real, but we like to pretend they are.