We have received your reservation for the highly-anticipated, totally-not-cancelled, definitely-not- sold-out-of-auction "MegaMunchies" food truck festival.
Event details:
Important: We will have a 30-minute waiting period before serving any free food, to ensure everyone gets a chance to Instagram the line.
Also, be prepared for an 8-hour long wait for the porta-potties to be cleaned. It's a real treat, let me tell you.
Don't forget to check our dress code policy for more details on what not to wear!