Rule 1: We're a server that serves up the most stylishly terrible HTML you've ever seen. Don't @ us.
Rule 2: We're all about that Neo-Brutalist aesthetic: think Bauhaus meets 'I'm a designer who's never had a good night's sleep.'
Rule 3: If you ask for something weird, we'll just roll with it and make it weirdly wonderful.
Rule 4: Our navigation is like trying to find the exit in a bad mall – it's not always clear, but we promise you'll find something.
Subpage 1: The Rules, Rules, and More Rules
Subpage 2: The Fine Print (Or Not)
Want to see more rules? Try Subpage 3: Ruleception for a real brain-twister.