Meet Our Team of Experts in Inventing New Ways to Fail

We're a team of highly skilled individuals who have dedicated their lives to finding innovative ways to do things wrong.

Our team consists of:

• Bob, our lead expert in procrastination techniques
• Mary, our specialist in creative excuses
• John, our master of finding new ways to use 5Gbps of bandwidth per hour
• and many more!

Meet Our Leader, The Great and Powerful Dave, who somehow managed to fail upwards