Frequently Asked Questions for the Most Unpredictable Residents

Q: What is the purpose of this residency, exactly?

We're not really sure. We've asked the residents, and they just shrugged.

Q: Why so many chairs, but so few tables?

It's a long story involving a furniture heist, but let's just say it involves a lot of 'acquisitions'.

Q: Who is the mysterious figure known as 'The Warden'?

We're not really supposed to talk about that. Let's just say they're a ' figure of great importance'.

Q: What happens if I forget my socks in the washing machine?

Well, let's just say they might get tangled in the centrifuge. Don't worry, it's not the end of the world.

Q: Are there any actual rules around here?

Ha! Don't make us laugh. There's only one rule: 'Don't make us laugh'.