A: It's a revolutionary new way of expressing oneself through a carefully crafted pattern of black and white stripes. Think of it as the font of your soul, but, like, more colorful and less soul.
A: Oh, please. Anyone can wear it. It's not just for hipsters. It's for anyone who wants to make a bold statement, like "I'm a human being who cares about fashion, but not enough to actually do anything about it."
A: Ha! No. You can wear it with nothing. That's the best way to show off its full effect. Just stand in front of a white wall and voilà! You're a masterpiece.