Bureaucratic Edicts 12345, Section B

Sub-Section 1: Mandatory Fun

All agents are required to participate in weekly team-building exercises, including but not limited to:

  1. Extreme ironing sessions on Tuesdays
  2. Forced attendance of the mandatory disco nights
  3. Voluntary participation in group line dancing on Thursdays

Failure to comply will result in a 10-level demotion and a sternly-worded letter.

Edict 12345-1: You will do it.

All agents are required to do the following tasks:

  1. Fill out the mandatory weekly time sheets
  2. Participate in the monthly "I love my job" meetings
  3. Submit to regular spot inspections of their workstations

View Sub-Section 1: Optional Fun