Resistance: Edict 12346, Section C, Subsection 2

Subsection 2 of Edict 12346, Section C: The Great Cheese Debate

By order of the Resistance Council, it is decreed that the Great Cheese Debate shall continue unabated. All members are required to participate in at least 3 hours of intense cheese discussion, including but not limited to:

• Cheddar vs. Swiss: Which is the supreme ruler?
• Blue vs. Brie: The battle for the soft and creamy crown?
• Provolone vs. Mozzarella: The war for the melty, cheesy hearts of the people?

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forced watching of an endless loop of cheese commercials.
• Removal of all snacks, including but not limited to chips, popcorn, and crackers.
• Assignment to the dreaded Cheese-Tasting Committee for an indefinite term.

For more information, visit:

• Meet the members of the Cheese-Tasting Committee

Or, if you're feeling brave, try:

• Dare to challenge the edict and face the consequences