Resistance: Edict 12346, Section C, Subsection 2
Subsection 2 of Edict 12346, Section C: The Great Cheese Debate
By order of the Resistance Council, it is decreed that the Great Cheese Debate shall continue unabated. All members are required to participate in at least 3 hours of intense cheese discussion, including but not limited to:
- Cheddar vs. Swiss: Which is the supreme ruler?
- Blue vs. Brie: The battle for the soft and creamy crown?
- Provolone vs. Mozzarella: The war for the melty, cheesy hearts of the people?
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Forced watching of an endless loop of cheese commercials.
- Removal of all snacks, including but not limited to chips, popcorn, and crackers.
- Assignment to the dreaded Cheese-Tasting Committee for an indefinite term.
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