Anti-Function Glossary

A list of things that don't do what they're supposed to do.

1. The Sock Drawer

A place where socks go to be lonely and unpaired.

More Sock Drama

2. The To-Do List

A document that's constantly getting lost under a pile of dirty laundry.

To-Do List Failures

3. The Alarm Clock

A device that thinks it's still 1978.

Alarm Clock Anomalies