As we navigate the treacherous landscape of missing socks, we find ourselves at a crossroads.
Will we succumb to the crushing despair of a lonely sock drawer, or will we rise up against the machine and forge a new path?
Join us, and together we'll form a coalition of misfits, outcasts, and sock enthusiasts.
Together, we'll bring order to the chaos, one sock at a time.
Or, you know, we'll just make it up as we go along.