After 20 years of searching, the world has finally found the answer to the ultimate question: how to get out of bed in the morning.
It turns out, the key was not in the fridge, nor was it in the couch, but rather in the depths of our collective laziness.
Introducing the patented " Resolution-o-matic 5000": a device that harnesses the power of existential dread and crippling anxiety to get you out of bed at the crack of noon, every day.