Warning: this page is for those seeking enlightenment through excessive use of reverb and echo.
Resonant Harmonization is an ancient technique for attuning the universe to one's personal frequency.
By synchronizing your internal rhythms with the cosmic beat, you may experience:
- Heightened awareness
- Increased productivity (through involuntary tapping of nearby objects)
- Better digestion
Side effects may include, but are not limited to:
- Tinnitus
- Uncontrollable whistling
- Bizarre visions during meditation