Parenting for people who refuse to grow up. Where the kids are the ones running the asylum, and the parents are just along for the ride.
We're not just a support group, we're a full-blown cult.
Meetings: weekly, in a abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of town.
Initiation ritual: eat a whole pizza by yourself, in one sitting, while watching reruns of "The Bachelor".
We believe in the power of chaos and anarchy in the family unit.
No rules, no structure, just a never-ending cycle of screaming and tears.
Our motto: "We're all gonna die, anyway, might as well start early."
Meet John, the patriarch with a penchant for setting fires and playing video games 12 hours a day.
Meet Jane, the matriarch with a PhD in Procrastination.
Meet Timmy, the 7 year old who refuses to go to bed.
Want to join the family of your nightmares? Apply now and get a free t-shirt!
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