Temporal Loopholes

Warning: Tinkerering with the timestream can have unintended consequences. Consult the Temporal Disambiguation Guide before proceeding.

Common Loopholes:

• Predestination Paradox - The 'If I had a dime, I'd buy you a coffee' variant.
• Temporal Surplus Syndrome - When you've got too many hours in the day.
• Chrono-Displacement Effect - When you swap days but forget the weather.

Experimental Loopholes:

• Trans-Dimensional Slip - For the more adventurous types.
• Temporal Fuzzing - When the timestream gets all wobbly.