When the Cops Are at the Door: A Guide to Bureaucratic Etiquette

When the Cops Are at the Door: A Guide to Bureaucratic Etiquette

So, you've been caught. Congratulations! You're officially on the radar now.

Step 1: Remain Calm. Don't make any sudden movements or loud noises. Unless, of course, you have a valid medical reason, in which case, please do not hesitate to make as much noise as you need.

Step 2: Cooperate fully. Answer all questions with a firm, yet friendly demeanor. Avoid using jargon or overly complex explanations. The cops are not there to judge you, they're just there to fill out forms.

Step 3: Be prepared to provide extensive documentation. Bring your birth certificate, passport, and a copy of your tax returns. Oh, and don't forget your social media login credentials. They might need to verify your online presence.

And that's it! Follow these simple steps, and you'll be back to your regularly scheduled programming in no time. Or, at the very least, you'll have a good story to tell.

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