The Unbeatable Guide to Succeeding in Bureaucracy

Welcome, invincible one. You've been granted access to this exclusive guide, because, let's be real, you're basically a superhero.

Chapter 1: Mastering the Art of Form 27-F5

Fill out the form correctly, or risk being sent to the depths of the oubliette. Don't bother reading the instructions, just wing it and pray for the best.

Continue reading... Chapter 3: Pretending to Listen, Actually Listening Not Required

Remember, invincibility is not just about saving the world, it's about saving yourself from the soul-sucking drudgery of paperwork.

Chapter 4: The Art of Appearantly Doing Nothing

It's all about creating the illusion of productivity, folks. Just stare intensely at a spreadsheet, and nod wisely. Trust us, it's a delicate art.

Chapter 5: The Ancient Art of Calling in Sick (and Actually Being Sick)