Etiquette Rules for the Bureaucratic Elite

Rule 1: Always wear a tie that matches the color of your cubicle.

Rule 2: Meetings must start on time, or else they're not meetings.

Rule 3: Use only the approved coffee mug with the correct logo.

Rule 4: Never, ever, ever use a stapler that's not letter-opener certified.

Rule 5: Only the approved office supplies are permitted, including but not limited to: pens, paper, and Post-it's.