In a world where productivity is overrated, the key to success lies in the art of creating an air-tight alibi.
Claiming to be on a break is a time-honored tradition in the world of bureaucratic procrastination. Simply declare that you're "recharging" your batteries, and the powers that be will be too busy to notice your complete lack of productivity.
Technique 2: The Sudden Onset of Bureaucratic AphasiaCite your natural affinity for nocturnal activities, and watch as your superiors struggle to comprehend the concept of "early bird" syndrome. Bonus points if you can convincingly feign sleep deprivation.
Technique 4: The Phantom ProjectA classic technique that requires no actual effort. Simply claim to be awaiting the delivery of a vital beverage, and bask in the glory of your well-crafted excuse.
Technique 6: The Bureaucratic Syndrome