Warning: This manual is not for the faint of heart. It's for those who dare to wield the power of bureaucratic jargon and wield it with precision.
The Departmental Regulatory Commission (DRC) is a behemoth of regulatory bodies, tasked with the duty of creating, enforcing, and interpreting the most convoluted and Byzantine rules and regulations in the land.
We're not just a group of bureaucrats; we're a finely-tuned machine, oiled with red tape and lubricated with the tears of the afflicted.
To regulate, to control, and to monitor, until the world is a perfectly uniform and standardized place.
Our vision is to make life so dull and mundane, that you'll never want to leave your house again.
Or, at the very least, to make you want to leave your house, but only to go to the bathroom to cry.
And so, without further ado, we invite you to join us in this thrilling adventure into the depths of regulatory hell!
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