Warning: This manual is not for the faint of heart. It's a dense, 300-page document filled with Byzantine regulations, Byzantine bureaucracy, and a healthy dose of existential dread.
As you navigate the labyrinthine halls of our departmental empire, you'll encounter a cast of characters as colorful as they are infuriating. From the enigmatic Head of Departmental Affairs to the axe-wielding Accountant General, no one is safe from the whims of our all-powerful, all-caps, all-italic "Departmental Regulatory Committee" (DRC for short).
So, if you're ready to surrender your soul to the crushing weight of our regulations, then by all means, proceed. Otherwise, click here to learn more about the DRC's favorite hobbies.
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can dive headfirst into the depths of our paperwork hell.