As per Paragraph 1 of Section 2, this manual is designed to regulate your every move.
This manual is a living document, subject to change without notice, and will likely be outdated the moment we finish writing it.
Please do not attempt to use this manual as a guide for actual departmental regulation, as it is intended for entertainment purposes only.
For actual regulatory guidance, please refer to the Appendices.
As per Paragraph 2 of Section 2, proper sock drawer maintenance is crucial for a well-regulated department.
Failure to comply with this subsection may result in Section 3: The Consequences of Sock Drawer Abomination.