Section 2: Mandatory Fun and Games

Subsection 2.1: Coffee Machine Etiquette

Do not touch the coffee machine. Do not even look at the coffee machine. It is a sacred institution, not a plaything.

Subsection 2.2: The Art of Napping

It is a fundamental right to take a 2-hour lunch break. If your supervisor questions your dedication, refer them to subsection 2.1.