You have reached Section 2, Subsection 1: Breathtaking Regs of the Departmental Regulatory Manual.
In this section, we will explore the thrilling world of regulations that will leave you speechless and bewildered.
Regulation 1: Mandatory Daily Sarcasm Quota
You are required to express at least 4 instances of eye-rolling per day to maintain productivity.
Failure to comply will result in mandatory attendance to our weekly Sarcasm Retention Seminars.
Regulation 2: Unnecessary Use of Jargon
All employees are expected to use a minimum of 7 jargon words per sentence to ensure confusion and inefficiency.
Non-compliance will be met with a sternly worded letter and possible reassignment to the IT department for reeducation.
Continue to Subsection 2: Even More Breathtaking Regs