Departmental Regulatory Manual

Section 3: Departmental Structure

3.2 The Art of Doing Nothing

As a seasoned bureaucrat, it is your duty to master the delicate art of doing nothing.

  1. Step 1: Develop a strong sense of apathy
  2. Step 2: Learn to type 'I'm on it' into every email
  3. Step 3: Create an elaborate system of procrastination
  4. Step 4: Practice, practice, practice: stare at walls for hours
  5. Step 5: Celebrate your accomplishments with a well-deserved nap
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