Departmental Regulatory Manual: Section 3 Regulatory Guidelines
Subsection 3.1: The Unyielding Power of Red Tape
According to our highly-paid experts, the only thing more complex than the tax code is our regulatory framework. Don't try to make sense of it.
Subsection 3.1.1: Bureaucratic Red Tape
Subsection 3.2: The Fine Art of Double-Speak
A delicate dance of semantics and spin, where 'yes' means 'no', 'maybe' means 'never', and 'never' means 'maybe'.