Departmental Regulatory Manual: Section 3 Regulatory Guidelines

Subsection 3.1: The Unyielding Power of Red Tape

According to our highly-paid experts, the only thing more complex than the tax code is our regulatory framework. Don't try to make sense of it.

Subsection 3.1.1: Bureaucratic Red Tape

Subsection 3.2: The Fine Art of Double-Speak

A delicate dance of semantics and spin, where 'yes' means 'no', 'maybe' means 'never', and 'never' means 'maybe'.

Subsection 3.2.1: The Double-Speak Syllabus