Phase 1 Application: The Derelict Empowerment Program

Welcome to the first phase of our esteemed Derelict Empowerment Program! This is where we take the first step into the abyss of self-actualization and self-discovery.

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• Mission Statement
• Requirements

By applying for Phase 1, you're taking a bold step into the unknown. But don't worry, we'll guide you through the process. Or not.

What to Expect:

We'll provide you with:

• A series of increasingly absurd and challenging exercises
• A team of highly trained, yet slightly unhinged, coaches
• A chance to question the very fabric of reality itself

But don't just take our word for it! Read on for more information.

Read the Mission Statement for more information.