Deliberate Empowerment Program
A program for the creatively unproductive and existentially unfulfilled.
Join us, and together we'll find meaning in the meaningless.
Are you tired of feeling like you're going through the motions? Do you yearn for purpose, but your job is sucking the soul out of you? Do you want to find the secretประก to life, but it's just not working out? Well, we've got you covered.
As a member of our Deliberate Empowerment Program, you'll get:
- Regular doses of existential dread
- Unrelenting doses of creative freedom
- Bi-weekly meetings to discuss the meaninglessness of life
Sign up for our membership program, and you'll get:
- Unlimited access to our exclusive Discord channel, where you can vent about your existential crises
- A monthly dose of our special brand of existential angst
- Free shipping on all purchases of our merchandise, including our exclusive "I'm a functioning member of society" t-shirts