The Derelict Empowerment Program is a top-secret government initiative that seeks to empower the most unlikely heroes in the most unlikely places.
Our mission is to provide resources, support, and tactical training to those who have been deemed 'derelict' by society - the weird, the wacky, and the utterly bizarre.
We're talking about the kind of people who have been relegated to the fringes of society: the conspiracy theorists, the amateur taxidermists, and the professional hammock enthusiasts.
We're not just talking about giving them a participation trophy or a participation ribbon - we're talking about arming them with the skills and tools they need to take on the world.
Our agents are deployed in the field, operating under the cover of darkness, using their unique set of skills to make a real difference in their communities.