Mission Statement:
At the Derelict Empowerment Program, we believe that life is just one long, unrelenting disappointment after another. That's why we're here to help you find the most efficient ways to sabotage your hopes and dreams, one failed relationship at a time.
Our comprehensive program includes:
- Expert advice from certified Disappointment Consultants
- A comprehensive guide to choosing the worst possible partner
- A step-by-step guide to achieving mediocrity in all areas of life
- A support group for when you've finally given up on life
Don't wait any longer! Join our program today and discover the joy of living a life of constant disillusionment!