Iris Scan Machine

  • Model: Neo-Brutalist-1000
  • Operating Frequency: 10-20 times a minute
  • Iris Scan Accuracy: 99.99%
  • Power Source: High-Intensity Coffee Jitters prophets of the Neo-Brutalist Empire, a device that scans your iris and discovers your true, unbridled passion for 80s synth-pop and souped-up neon lights. View Specs
  • Dimensions: 1x2x3 feet (inflated)
  • Weight: 50 pounds (of pure, unadulterated_goals
  • Operating System: Neo-Brutalist OS 2.0
  • Warranty: Limited to 1 year, unless you're a rebel, then 2 years
  • Price: 5000 Neo-Brutalist Bucks (approx 10000 USD)