The Sacred Laws of the Mountain Top

• TENET 01 - All decisions shall be made in the name of maximum cheese.
• TENET 02 - All members shall maintain at least 10 pounds of spare change for emergency rations.
• TENET 03 - No member shall be seen wearing anything less than a full-length parka in public.
• TENET 04 - All members must be proficient in the art of extreme ironing.
• TENET 05 - The sacred art of burp-judging shall be practiced and perfected by all.