Chapter 3: Inventing Alternative Facts for Dummies (a.k.a. The Art of Being Utterly Confident in Your Inaccuracy)

Step 1: Ignore All Data, It's Overrated

Step 2: Make Stuff Up (Literally)

Step 3: Repeat, Repeat, Repeat (for emphasis and to make it sound convincing)

Step 4: Deny, Deny, Deny (even when faced with overwhelming evidence)

And that's it! Now, go forth and create your own Alternative Facts Empire.

Want more tips? Check out:

• The Art of Omission: How to Leave out the Parts You're Not Sure About
• Fake It till You Make It: The Guide to Alternative Facts for the Modern Age